Being fireproof is vital for dragon slaying
so
remember your particular set of Elemental Powers
when choosing which type of boss you'd like to fell
You have deduced most of the parameters of your powers
but it's always never a good idea to share these sorts of details
about one's powers
in public
'cause your enemies are always keeping close tabs on you
"I'm not here for pleasing the men
Not here to reason with them"
If you're wondering why she won't speak about the state of the world
these days
&you think that she has some sort of obligation to explain it all to you
think again
For it is you who have not read this here thing, in its entirety
For she has written
extensively
on the state of the world
she's nearly explained it all
Plus
nobody asks her any specific questions
that they'd like to have explained
etc.
Dragons work on longer timescales than other aggressors
Thus
the particular difficulty of dragon-slaying
is Time
Can you out-wait
a dragon?
Thus
a time-traveling being
who is fireproof
sorta can't not do some dragon slaying
from time to time
At first
she came in hot
on fire
really
but then you snapped at her
because she was on a rampage
testing every limit
finding every border
reigning herself in
by pushing until she is reprimanded
but she changes
after every reprimand
so much so
a new product range that we are to try
but that our bosses are too stingy to buy for us to try
&so
you bought some for them to try
&then
you noticed that the office scissors were missing
&you figured it was one of the new managers
'cause manager turnover
doesn't quite define it
more like
manager overhaul
&so
more patience is on order as all of the new managers
learn about you and your office
&then
literally
minutes after noticing the missing scissors
she comes blasting into your office
talking the entire time
explaining herself
&the scissors
apologetic
&dropping a brand new pair that she bought with her own money
into the shared-utensil holder
&then she was gone
you laugh
&a few days later
of her own volition
she's sitting in your office
telling you everything she thinks that you need to know about her
&you explain to her that you can order all sorts of office supplies for the store
&so
she definitely did not need to spend her own money on the scissors
&you ask her if she needs any jobbing supplies
but what you really know is that she needs some life-ing supplies
&so
you go on with your day
&she clocks out
&later
you decide
that you will supply her with some life-ing supplies
you're in the midst of slaying your very first dragon
&you are not even scared
not even in the slightest
even though
you're pretty sure
you ought to be
*shrug*
you will know when a man loves you
because you know that he loves you
&you know this
because he will only see the parts of you that he loves
&to him
you are perfect
&you
are baffled
&this is the moment when all of the power of the relationship shifts onto you
entirely
&then
you have to decide
how you will then treat this man
who
undoubtedly
loves you
a man who shows any level of misogyny
is a threat to you
it is only a matter of degree
the reason why misogynists are dangerous to your bodily well-being
mind-health included
is because misogynists have different rules for men and women
For instance
there is a (white) man
here in hawaii
who believes that
because he thinks that his wife cheated on him
she should die
if he cheated on her
the punishment would not exist
because he would not believe that he did anything wrong
if you do not understand that this is the way that the powerful remain powerful
and the powerless
powerless
then you're probably living paycheck to paycheck
For
if you understood that recessions
are the way to keep the powerless
powerless
then you are a millennial
who learned nothing
from the recession
that greeted all of us
at the doorstep of adulthood
ALL MILLENNIALS OUGHT TO BE RECESSION-PROOF
gen z members who bet on the internet
will not succeed
to the extent that gen z members
who joined the job force
so early that
they are
now
twenty-something managers
will succeed
&that's 100%
totally fair
not that gen z cannot have some sort of internet presence
you must have some sort of internet presence
there are ways to learn
without living the lessons
but this way of learning
gives rise to doubt about whatever the Truth
actually is
&so
since you will inevitably search for the Truth
you might as well do it from the start