They Way the Whites War
Two non-globeaux cojobbers &one Globeaux cojobber chat about nonsense that shifts toward the day's forthcoming weather. The Globeaux, forgetting to "code-switch" temperature scales from Global to Dumb, spouts, "It's gonna hit thirty-two! I mean ..." as the two non-globeauxs abruptly interrupt with laughter, "Thirty-two! Uh, oh, we're gonna need our winter coats today? In the middle of summer? BAHAHAHAHAHA!"
A non-globeaux, raised by non-globeauxs in america, travels to south korea, to fulfill her "dream." Her non-globeaux mother calls seeking her new foreign address. "It's JOON, jay, oh, oh, en. GYE, gee, why, ee, but sounds like "gay." DONG, dee, oh, en, gee," the traveler explains. "Dong?" the mother asks. "Yea," the traveler clarifies. "Dong? Like, you know, dong?" the mother asks again. "Yes," the traveler eye-rolls. The mother whispers over the phone, "Why would they name that place that?"
A non-globeaux ruminates on Socials about why a south american country built all of its cities inland, instead of on the water. A non-globeaux globeaux pipes in about the ignorance of the questioner with regards to the sheer idiocy of the question, since, in the idiotic non-globeaux questioner's mind, this south american country is somehow "strange" cause it's not like the other countries that have "decided" to build their cities along the coasts, on the water. Thus, the non-globeaux asked a question, from their supremacist positioning, asking for non-globeaux's to look at and examine this Globeaux country from their non-globeaux perspective. Other non-globeaux's bitch and shout at the non-globeaux globeaux's response cause it's "mean" to be this way about someone simply trying to ask a question. Meanwhile, Globeaux's "like" the shit out of the non-globeaux globeaux's Globally-Minded* response.
Stupid People in Alphabetical Order
Person A buys a gun because Person Z has a gun.
Person B buys a gun because Person A has a gun.
Person C buys a gun because Person B has a gun.
Person D buys a gun because Person C has a gun.
Person E buys a gun because Person D has a gun.
Person F buys a gun because Person E has a gun.
Person G buys a gun because Person F has a gun.
Person H buys a gun because Person G has a gun.
Person I buys a gun because Person H has a gun.
Person J buys a gun because Person I has a gun.
Person K buys a gun because Person J has a gun.
Person L buys a gun because Person K has a gun.
Person M buys a gun because Person L has a gun.
Person N buys a gun because Person M has a gun.
Person O buys a gun because Person N has a gun.
Person P buys a gun because Person O has a gun.
Person Q buys a gun because Person P has a gun.
Person R buys a gun because Person Q has a gun.
Person S buys a gun because Person R has a gun.
Person T buys a gun because Person S has a gun.
Person U buys a gun because Person T has a gun.
Person V buys a gun because Person U has a gun.
Person W buys a gun because Person V has a gun.
Person X buys a gun because Person W has a gun.
Person Y buys a gun because Person X has a gun.
Person Z buys a gun because Person Y has a gun.
Person A buys a gun because Person Z has a gun.
Person B buys a gun because Person A has a gun.
Person C buys a gun because Person B has a gun.
Person D buys a gun because Person C has a gun.
Person E buys a gun because Person D has a gun.
Person F buys a gun because Person E has a gun.
Person G buys a gun because Person F has a gun.
Person H buys a gun because Person G has a gun.
Person I buys a gun because Person H has a gun.
Person J buys a gun because Person I has a gun.
Person K buys a gun because Person J has a gun.
Person L buys a gun because Person K has a gun.
Person M buys a gun because Person L has a gun.
Person N buys a gun because Person M has a gun.
Person O buys a gun because Person N has a gun.
Person P buys a gun because Person O has a gun.
Person Q buys a gun because Person P has a gun.
Person R buys a gun because Person Q has a gun.
Person S buys a gun because Person R has a gun.
Person T buys a gun because Person S has a gun.
Person U buys a gun because Person T has a gun.
Person V buys a gun because Person U has a gun.
Person W buys a gun because Person V has a gun.
Person X buys a gun because Person W has a gun.
Person Y buys a gun because Person X has a gun.
Person Z buys a gun because Person Y has a gun.
Person A buys a gun because Person Z has a gun.
Person B buys a gun because Person A has a gun.
Person C buys a gun because Person B has a gun.
Person D buys a gun because Person C has a gun.
Person E buys a gun because Person D has a gun.
Person F buys a gun because Person E has a gun.
Person G buys a gun because Person F has a gun.
Person H buys a gun because Person G has a gun.
Person I buys a gun because Person H has a gun.
Person J buys a gun because Person I has a gun.
Person K buys a gun because Person J has a gun.
Person L buys a gun because Person K has a gun.
Person M buys a gun because Person L has a gun.
Person N buys a gun because Person M has a gun.
Person O buys a gun because Person N has a gun.
Person P buys a gun because Person O has a gun.
Person Q buys a gun because Person P has a gun.
Person R buys a gun because Person Q has a gun.
Person S buys a gun because Person R has a gun.
Person T buys a gun because Person S has a gun.
Person U buys a gun because Person T has a gun.
Person V buys a gun because Person U has a gun.
Person W buys a gun because Person V has a gun.
Person X buys a gun because Person W has a gun.
Person Y buys a gun because Person X has a gun.
Person Z buys a gun because Person Y has a gun.
Ignorant [Race-Redacted] Irony
A [race-redacted] non-korean female travels to south korea for whatever reason.
And then they ruminate about korea, like a racist, about racist shit on socials.
And then they ask racist questions about koreans, like a racist, about racist shit on socials.
And then they determine racist stereotypes about koreans, like a racist, about racist shit on socials.
And then
these same [race-redacted] non-korean females freak the fuck out
when other people
do the same thing
about their [race-redacted] [color-redacted] asses.
You ignorant?
Oh, no, sorry
you're a hypocrite
or
hypocunt for the females *wink wink*
You also happen to be
the same [race-redacted] hypocunts who tout japan
while not understanding or educating yourselves on the dynamic between the two countries.
And this, all while you bitch at anyone who hasn't "educated themselves" on [Race-Redacted] History.
Touting japan makes you sound like an ignorant White touting hitler
and everyone expects this from the Whites
but you're the self-proclaimed opposition to White
lol.
*the way that non-globeaux's are is so fucking hilarious. the american ones are so overwhelmingly under-educated; they're ignorant, not only about the larger Global World, they are also ignorant about their own country, state, town/city, county, neighborhood, neighbors. they don't know a goddamn thing about anything. it's wildly entertaining to see americans and americanness from the outside looking in, just absolutely fucking hilarious the way that mediocre non-globeaux americans are. they jump to the defense of someone against perceived "meanness" when the issue is that they're butt-hurt at having their ignorance pointed out to them. oh, the mediocre. we are all trapped on this earth with them, and unfortunately, for the rest of us, the majority of them populate these united states.